chillin

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 02:38:43 -0400

chillin

random steep ass street in Costa Rica

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 02:37:06 -0400

random steep ass street in Costa Rica

so yeah. It's been months

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 02:35:05 -0400

Update: I’ve moved to Costa Rica to work in online gambling. plenty of pictures to come

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Tue, 12 Jun 2012 02:33:42 -0400

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Wed, 07 Mar 2012 20:31:51 -0500

This should have been the outcome v Condit.

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:56:54 -0500

This should have been the outcome v Condit.

I assure you you dont like tits as much as I do

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:55:35 -0500

I assure you you dont like tits as much as I do

Holy shit

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 02:53:40 -0500

UFC 141… well worth my 50$

Really dude? Is that what’s hard on te streets? Ol’...

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 03:11:34 -0500

Really dude? Is that what’s hard on te streets? Ol’ big bird lookin’ ass nigga

Suck me, beautiful

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 03:10:08 -0500

Hitching a ride…my life story as of late

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 19:02:48 -0500

Hitching a ride…my life story as of late

Lucky 8

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 19:01:34 -0500

Lucky 8

Clouds

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:50:41 -0500

Clouds

Defiance

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:49:10 -0500

Defiance

Way to go Luis… They’ll have no idea that it was you...

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 23:58:40 -0500

Way to go Luis… They’ll have no idea that it was you who did this

Marijuana is great.

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 23:31:15 -0500

Not only is it amazing for recreational purposes it’s also a hell of a pain reliever. I don’t feel my lower back any more and that is despite a pinched nerve and possible slipped disc.

1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex? G 2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car?...

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:08:02 -0500

1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex? G

2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car? Yes, twice

3.Are you stubborn?
As fuck

4.If you took a drug test right now, would you pass?
You’re funny.

5.Who was the last person to be on a bed with you? This chick named tatiana

6.Do you tend to hold a grudge?
Not usually

7.Who is the last person that pissed you off? Brandy. This dyke that keeps texting me to fuck her in exchange for Xanax. I’ve never paid for pussy and never will. I also don’t fuck with pills

8.Whats something that bothers you about girls?

God forbid they be direct about shit. Everything is in hint and they get pissed at you when you dont quite get it right. When you hint you are speaking in another language that needs to be translated. Sometimes what you truly want to say gets lost in translation and makes shit complicated.

9.What’s a fact about the last person that texted you?

She is a close friend of my ex girlfriend Kara…lame I know but I don’t know that much about her

10.Who sits in behind you in your math class? This isn’t HS anymore. What a lame question.

11.Where is the biggest scar on your body? My forearm

12.Have you ever been told you were amazing? Everyone deserves to be

13.Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?

I don’t think so. Comes with a lot of baggage.

14.When was the last time you fought with your parents? Like a week ago

15.What was the last alcoholic beverage you drank? Tequila

16.What would your last name be if you married the last person you texted? Francis. I have a penis

17.Do you care if people hate you for no reason? Not really. They don’t define my existence

18.Who was the last person to play with your hair? Not sure

19.Do you get along with girls?
Yeah

20.Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Def.

21.Who was the last person you kissed on the cheek? Hard to
Keep track of… A kiss on the cheek is a fairly popular greeting in Miami

22.Who are your last 4 txts from? Danny, Mos, Fonzell, Sheena may

23.Who was the last girl you talked to? June

24.Do you know anyone who drinks a lot?

This guy right here

25.Would you ever get plastic surgery? Not unless necessary

26.Do you speak any other languages other than English?

Spanish

27.What was the last lie you told your mother? I wouldn’t have anyone over while she was gone

28.Have you ever had to call the cops on someone?

Nope

29.What was the last compliment you received? My beard is nice

30.Have you talked to a bitch today? Not yet

31.Are your parents divorced? Yes

32.Have you had sex today? No

33.Do you judge people you don’t know? all the time but in my head. You’d be lying if you said you didnt do the same

34.Are you a bad influence? very much so

35.Is there anyone that’s in love with you right now? Not to my knowledge

36.Would you ever live with any of your best friends? Yeah, definitely.

37.How many people in your life have you kissed? Too many to count

38.Are you photogenic? Not particularly

39.Does anyone know a really deep and dark secret about you?
Yeah, unfortunately

40.Do you use birth control pills?
No goddamnit. Stupid ass quiz.

41.When was the last time you went to a funeral? Like 2 years ago, my neighbors. The one that’s affected me the most was that of my friend Lauren

42.Has one of your boyfriends best friends ever tried to get with you? I guess this quiz was for chicks…too late to stop now I guess

43.What do you receive the most compliments on? My intelligence…Im not sure if that makes me ugly lol

44.Do you currently owe anyone money? Your mom for letting me fuck her in the ass bare back

45.Would you ever marry anyone for their money? Hmmm. Maybe if it was arranged that way. I
Couldn’t deceive someone into thinking I love them to take advantage of them… Even I have my limits

46.Do you usually have a lot of drama in your life?

Nope.

47.Who do you think is the most attractive actor? Salma Hayek or Eva mendes…fuck it I’m answering it as actress

48.How old is the last person you kissed on the lips? 26

49.Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you? Yeah, lol

50.Are you 100% over the last person you kissed? Just a fuck buddy… So nothing to get over

51.What’s one thing you don’t like about yourself? Too many things to choose from

52.Have you told anyone that you missed them lately? Nope

sheenamay: would it be inappropriate to use this in the...

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:52:49 -0500

sheenamay:

would it be inappropriate to use this in the wedding? haha

This would be totally appropriate

These are fucking perfect

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:30:16 -0500

These are fucking perfect

Yet if I had a dollar for every dirty motherfucker that left...

Sun, 11 Dec 2011 20:48:46 -0500

Yet if I had a dollar for every dirty motherfucker that left without washing their hands, I’d be a fucking billionaire

Excelman The Terrible

chillin

random steep ass street in Costa Rica

so yeah. It's been months

Photo

Photo

This should have been the outcome v Condit.

I assure you you dont like tits as much as I do

Holy shit

Really dude? Is that what’s hard on te streets? Ol’...

Suck me, beautiful

Hitching a ride…my life story as of late

Lucky 8

Clouds

Defiance

Way to go Luis… They’ll have no idea that it was you...

Marijuana is great.

1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex? G 2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car?...

sheenamay: would it be inappropriate to use this in the...

These are fucking perfect

Yet if I had a dollar for every dirty motherfucker that left...