June 2012
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so yeah. It's been months
Update: I’ve moved to Costa Rica to work in online gambling. plenty of pictures to come
March 2012
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February 2012
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December 2011
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Holy shit
UFC 141… well worth my 50$
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Suck me, beautiful
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Marijuana is great.
Not only is it amazing for recreational purposes it’s also a hell of a pain reliever. I don’t feel my lower back any more and that is despite a pinched nerve and possible slipped disc.
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1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex? G
2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car? Yes, twice
3.Are you stubborn?
As fuck
4.If you took a drug test right now, would you pass?
You’re funny.
5.Who was the last person to be on a bed with you? This chick named tatiana
6.Do you tend to hold a grudge?
Not usually
7.Who is the last person that pissed you off?...
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Personality > Looks
Lol, if this were true for everyone my fat ass would have a girl on my side. I think this post needs an asterisk haha
Anonymous asked: I'm horny and can't stop thinking about you.
Anonymous asked: u like anyone right now?
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I think I have a chemical imbalance in my brain
Its probably not common to go from bliss to devastation so easily and frequently
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When people overwhelm my feed
These ninjas tend to get unfollowed
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Really disappointed
Mayhem was all talk. He could have done a lot better. He looked like total shit other than his entrance. He got his priorities all fucked up on this one. I will still always root for him unless he’s fighting Dan Henderson That being said, to all you detractors whom don’t know shit about mma…note the following
1. This was his first fight in over a year
2. In said fight, this...
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every conversation ends like this.
me: "babe...i gotta tell you something and you're gonna be really upset."
him: "you're pregnant?"
me: "no."
him: "you cheated on me?"
me: "no."
him: "okay..so what the hell is it?"
me: *deep breath* "they're closing the jaws ride at universal studios."
him: "but whhhhhhhhhhhy??? oh god....i'm so upset...seriously....you should probably just give me a blow job so i feel better about this."
Anonymous asked: Hi?
Anonymous asked: Ok so it depends on the circumstance. So what circumstance would you say no to? Did you know the fiance of the girl u were banging? Does that change it up if its a friend or a person u know? Also, why the suicide pics? : /
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I really want a girl to sit on my face
So I can eat her like govment cheese in the projects
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Close friends
The first to ditch you
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Anonymous asked: I really wish we could fuck. I'm horny and want you badly
Anonymous asked: what would u do if a girl had a crush on u but she was off limits. u thought she was pretty and normally u'd go for her, but shes off limits so u don't. but then u find out she is interested in u and not the person she is with. would u risk a friendship or cross boundaries for something that has potential, or do the "right thing"
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I want a girl who jams out with her clam out
While I hang out with my Wang out.
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If you haven't already
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You need this in your life
November 2011
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